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The Table Room: If Famous Writers Had Written Twilight

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Flannery O’Connor

When Native American werewolf Jacob threatens her with death, Bella reconsiders her hardcore racism, and just for one milisecond, the audience finds her sympathetic.

And they are all just that good.

(P.S. Read the comments. Trust…

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    Annie Proulx Edward and Jacob defy society’s expectations up in the mountains. I AM SCREAMING OMG
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    So perfect I am speechless… BAHAHAHAHAHA
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    they… http://io9.com/5872490/if-famous-writers-had-written-twilight Absolutely wonderful.
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    Lizzie Starks at io9 parodies Twilight as if it was written by more canonical authors. Herman Melville’s version seems...
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